Funniest Thing To Wake Up To On A Saturday Morning

So, now we know. If you are reading my blog you are a freakin' genius...just like me.

Grouchy?

Who me? No way. But I am a little sad to realize that since our neighbors across the street have moved away this week, no one will be peeping into my windows. Who's gonna say things like "I saw you dancing in your living room last night" or "Your light was on really early this morning."

But, on the plus side...at least no one will be peeping into my windows any more. Well, except the stalkers and aliens, I mean...

Strike Two

Just when I think I've recovered from the first curve ball that tripped me up, another one comes out of nowhere. I should've made time to warm up before the game.

As Promised

A Christmas song for you, Mr. Bartender...

This year for Christmas

There's something I'd really like

So if you're up there somewhere Santa

Please don't bring me another bike

I don't need any ugly sweaters

And I don't play much basketball

But there's something kinda special

That I want most of all...

I want an alien for Christmas

Bring me an alien this year

I want a little green guy

About three feet high

With seventeen eyes

Who knows how to fly

I want an alien for Christmas this year

I Want An Alien For Christmas - Fountains of Wayne