I've Told You Before

Moderation and I are not friends. We try, we have good intentions but we just don't get along. And apparently it's not only me that has noticed this. Tonight's dinner conversation:

N - (singing, of course) - My mom has two sides. Either really, really nice and very happy or grumpy....

Me (interrupting) - Only two sides? Nothing else?

N - Um...no, that's about it.

Me - Nothing in the middle?

N - Nope.

Me - Oh, well, which side am I on most often?

N - Definitely the happy side.

Now, I'm not sure if that's actually true or if he's just completely terrified of the grumpy side. Either way, even my 8 year old can tell that Moderation and I are just not meant to be. It's simply all or nothing.