A Word Of Warning

Before you watch your Christmas home movie from 3 years ago, remember two things:

1. You will be shocked and amazed at how much thinner and younger you look. In fact, your husband may look like another person and you may find yourself staring at the amazing cheekbones that used to reside on your own face.
2. After hearing your then 17 month old daughter yell "Daddeeeeee!!!" and see her dance awkwardly around the living room, you will look at your spouse and say "Oh my gosh, I want another baby." Scarily, your spouse will say "Me too!!"

If these things happen to you, grab your nearest bottle of alcohol and drink deeply until your senses return.