Tuesday Has To Be Better

There is a reason people don't like Mondays. Too many things go wrong on Mondays. Unexpected trips to the airport, unexpected speeding ticket from an unexpectedly uncalibrated speedometer, unexpected illness striking Liv, unexpected phone calls, unexpected request for more money resulting in an unexpected drop in the already depleted bank account, unexpected beavers unexpectedly working overtime on an unexpected rainy night. I've already promised that I won't be throwing any more curveballs for a long, long time so, please, Tuesday, be nice and only hold happy surprises. We could use a few.