I Didn't Even Last A Week

An unexpected kid-free evening (except for the pup, of course) and the resolution to not eat out was quickly forgotten. But sitting on the floor eating take-out chinese food and watching a DVD shows that at least I'm a cheap date.

It Just Hit Me

I'll be dog sitting and going through IM withdrawal at the same time. This is crazy talk. A drink or two next Thursday will probably be what it takes to revive me (This is me being subtle so mark it on your calendar).

How To Be Cool And Disgusting At The Same Time

First, become covered in poison ivy (again) from the face down. Your 8 year old will make a point to let you know that while he still loves you, he doesn't want you to get too close because, let's face it, poison ivy is really gross.

Second, receive a summons for jury duty. This same 8 year old suddenly believes that you're a hero because you may or may not be a juror for a real live trial. "For real, Mom? You're getting to do that for real?? That's awesome."

Yep, that's me...awesome and gross all wrapped up into one Mom-ish package. Who knew it could be so easy?

In Case You Want To Know (aka The Plus And The Minus)

Never question my sense of timing or my weather predictions. There's no doubt that my stalkerbility is a natural instinct. But when it comes to essential things like geometry or reading people, I'm completely lost.

Tuesdays Are A Good Day For Cake

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond.

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that cut

and eyes that burn like cigarettes.

I want a girl with a short skirt and a loooooooooong jacket.

Short Skirt/Long Jacket - Cake