How To Be Cool And Disgusting At The Same Time

First, become covered in poison ivy (again) from the face down. Your 8 year old will make a point to let you know that while he still loves you, he doesn't want you to get too close because, let's face it, poison ivy is really gross.

Second, receive a summons for jury duty. This same 8 year old suddenly believes that you're a hero because you may or may not be a juror for a real live trial. "For real, Mom? You're getting to do that for real?? That's awesome."

Yep, that's me...awesome and gross all wrapped up into one Mom-ish package. Who knew it could be so easy?