Friday Night Lessons

1. No matter how excited you are to spend an evening with friends, clean the kitchen first. Because, really, last night's dinner is the last thing you want to wake up to. Seriously.

2. Wearing a dark hat and sweatshirt with light colored pants only makes you half invisible in the dark.

3. It's not the rolling and running that makes you veer from the straight line. It's snow. Who knew?

4. I'm officially declaring Peach Gators the BEST DRINK EVER. What other nourishing liquid deliciousness allows you to act completely stupid, stumble home (looking like a moving tree, apparently? Right, Mr. Bartender??), and wake up feeling pretty darn good the next morning? It's a miraculous combination of nature and science, I tell ya. And who doesn't like yummy miracles?

If this was a preseason EP warm-up, I can't wait for the real thing.