That Applies To Cake, Right?

Read on a beer coaster:

"Eat Responsibly. Save Room For Dessert."

Excellent advice no matter how you look at it.

Happy Saturday Night, R'Ville!

Melancholy + Tired + Alcohol = Should Have Known Better

"Every party needs a pooper, that's why I invited you. Party Pooper, Party Pooper..."

God, I hate it when that song is about me.

Important To Note

A rain that is perfect for a fantasy is terrible, treacherous for driving.

Running Through My Head All Morning

In the desert
I saw a creature, naked, bestial,
Who, squatting upon the ground,
Held his heart in his hands,
And ate of it.
I said, "Is it good, friend?"
"It is bitter – bitter", he answered,
"But I like it
Because it is bitter,
And because it is my heart

-Stephen Crane

I Could Live Without

grass clippings drying on my damp shoes.